skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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dstroyed:

(:

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withherwindblownhair:

✩

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invisible-giraffe:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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laughparty:

I’ve been waiting for this gif my whole life

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ruinedchildhood:

Pooh, you selfish piece of shit

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

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